DualShock Controller

I scream and scream and scream and get no answer. I hope to get rid of this wretched cancer. I think I need to hire a necromancer. To unearth the alpha in me. And I'm tired of playing alone in this next gen game. Cuz she's so close. She's completed this campaign long b4. Does she know i'm ranked alpha? Turn on and on and on but teh lights dont flicker. I swore that i'd have her home for dinner. But theres one controller in the dock, and the lights grow dimmer. Damn i forgot my promise. Man i forgot my promise. Well i'm gonna be playen alone in this next gen game. Cuz they're all 3 feet. I think i deserve better than a bore. Do they know i'm ranked alpha, alpha?!  Well i'm gonna be playen alone in this next gen game. Cuz they're all 3 feet. I think i deserve better than a whore. Dont they know im ranked alpha? NOW IM GONNA BE PLAYEN ALONE IN THIS NEXT GAME, CUZ THEY'RE ALL 3 FEET! I THINK I DESERVE BETTER THAN A WHORE. DO THEY KNOW I"M RANKED ALPHA?